come sail away with me

…orrr not, because it’s only Tuesday, in winter, and the only nautical business happening is up in my noggin’ and torso. Sigh.

If you must know, I’m also wearing a bumpit, that I got from the As Seen on TV section(!!) at the drugstore. Don’t judge–I’m still honing my skills towards Brigitte Bardot and hopefully further away from the Snooki Monster.

This is my perverted, wanna-see-what’s-in-my-coat face. Or something.

Dear Creatures Anna sweater blouse, Earnest Sewn high-waisted jeans, Kelsi Dagger booties, AllSaints Lendra coat, Melie Bianco Nancy bag 

Peace out friends.